I pledged to grow a Moustache for Movember.

My moustache game is weak.

The growth above my upper lip is unsavory and unfit for society.

Bearing a moustache will irreversibly damage my social and professional life.

Nonetheless, I will gamble with my future and pledge to grow a moustache for a month.

The moustache will act as my marquee to raise awareness of prostate cancer, men’s health, and the inferior stache gene.

Let's grow a moustache!